After all his trials and tribulations Ivan is off to stay with a young friend who says she knows were her daddy keeps his special reserve of whisky |
This would keep Ivan going for a wee while |
The next morning Ivan woke with a slightly fuzzy head |
Ivan settled down to the best remedy for a late night out - a good fry up and the mornings scandal rag's ( oop's sorry - I meant the nations well respected journalistic output)! |
EEEkkkkk!!!!!!!!!! what WAS Ivana doing with that Fat Cat ! |
So Ivan set off in search of Ivana (although quite how trying to hitch on the Paris Metro would help I'm not sure - but he had just finished the Directors stash of 25 year old malt to console himself). |
He tried various famous archaeological sites in the hope of finding her. Nice statue shame somebody didn't tidy up the spoil heap behind it. |
Ivan even tried closer to home but no luck so he started searching other exotic venues that the rich and famous might hang out |
Hi there have you seen Ivana. Noo Sorry who was that darling Oh just an old boyfriend |
OUT one may disturb the Corgis |
Ivan began to search farther afield. |
although some of the places began to look very familiar for some reason. |
Ivan even tried Las Vegas !!! Naaaah couldn't be him THING'S WERE GETTING VERY STRANGE |
some looked very dodgy so Ivan got out as fast as he could. |
Suddenly Ivan woke up he had fallen asleep on the job (nothing to do with the directors whisky) OOP's - still Ivan was an essential part of the archaeological units IT support team (after all he was the only one small enough to get inside the cases to do essential repairs) |
Now all he had to do was hook up all those nice new computers that kept arriving at work and then him and his chums in the IT team could have that all night session of Quake they had been planning on - Ok so the network might run a bit slower, the database would drop connections, e-mails might disappear and nobody would be able to get on the Internet but Ivan was sure nobody would mind if he diid the modifications.. |
After fixing the network for them "gosh won't they all be pleased on monday when they can all play quake over the network even if I did have to remove all those old files that they kept in the archive. |
well Ivan finally got to Dunragit - although Julian may have to cut the grass a bit this year if Ivan's going to get on site. So Ivans off to find the rest of the team |
In their usual place - Now if only that archaeological firm would stop phoning Ivan and asking about missing files and servers he could try and remember what it was he was trying to find.
more about Ivan and Ivana latter
